Total Medals Earned: 118 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,600 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/25 points)
Grab Some Pills
Click the link to my other stuff on NG
Find A Cherokee Rose
Find Sophia's Doll
Find Waldo
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/455 points)
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Zombify Santa.
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Beat the game on easy difficulty.
Not that they put up much of a fight.
I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
The amazon just got even wilder.
What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
You are a thriving small business.
You are a thriving company.
Beat the game on hard difficulty
Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
You are definitely an expert strategist.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.
