Shoulda got the retractables...

Simply put, exactly as retarded as a normal skype call, seeing as it is real, yeah, I guess the animation was a little hard to create, but! Overall it WAS half bad, yes half bad.

The poorest cringiest part of the whole thing was how you overlapped the "Hey Macarena" music, things were as static-filled-mono-crap-audio as it was, this just dulled the entire dialogue leaving subtitles the ONLY option.

Desert with Mancubus

Polyamourus, I see what you did there >_>

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Pros:
High Score System Implemented (Not many NG game developers care about this but it matters a lot)
Clean Head Jerking animation
Good Music (started making my own rap vocals for it)
Simple Style that doesn't irritate the eyes
And Dark Disturbed Comedy
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Cons:
Bad Quality of Audio
Farts don't dissipate in your Mouth
No Limit for how much Broccoli you can put in your Mouth before Chewing
No Penalty for Broccoli going off-screen
Too much Penalty for eating Farts

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Conclusion:
For having created it in less than 3 Days, this game was scripted on the fly, drawn on the fly, and it came out really nice. If someday you went back to this and ironed out the bumps and bruises it would be great. Other than that. +rep +fan +favorite. And I'm checking out your website ;)
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FUCKING AWESOME FOR LEARNING PERSPECTIVE MAN THANK YOU! :3

The hardest part about hearing this is the lack of flow, it feels as if something jagged is pulling it out on a string. Like pulling a loose hair from a bowl of soup, it has bits of food stuck to it. This should be playing like full line of music, without the unnecessary pauses and freezes. You're dunking the music in ice-cold water and it spoils the melody.
I understand you probably have trouble with coordination—most pianists do at first—and an easy way to help that is to work the beat of the song with your left hand. Then, study the right. You should always create a flow with both hands to keep notes constantly playing so that everything flows smoothly.
Another thing to take note is that of using four beats per measure. Count in seconds or the speed in which your playing, 1, 2, 3, 4… 1, 2, 3, 4… On the count of 1 hit the notes a little harder, let it move into you like dancing does. There is always a beat and this song lacks that beat. 1, 2, 3, 4.
I do recommend you practice at least 15 minutes every day. Practicing once a week barely helps you with anything.
Lypur is an excellent and free source for learning piano. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vphWgqbF-AM&list=PL253192EED47525A8

Holy fuck this is scaring the shit out of me, made me so anxious listening :x
I love it!

This makes me feel weird. I don't know why but it is making me feel really really fucking weird!
STOP IT!

But damn this art is affecting me in weird ways.
Nice. Job O_O

Excellent change of style from the ordinary flash draw.

Goddamn fucking beautiful.
TOM get this guy in the art portal already xD